@ 41: Ah-B (Episode 1)

The share market story begins....

"First, yu gota tink phig....I min vely PHIG! Yu see ah, I small-small pody oso wear phig-phig shu....lou pobem one..."

"In mai months of as-pee-liens, wen maa-ket go up-up all the wei, it wil kam taun one. Let me teh-mo tu yu........ Neh, it look lai dis ah!"

"I duno the maa-ket aulook woh. On mai one hand, aa-wer plime milister announs the ETP plojek. Then ah, mai another hand ah, I herd the ploperty maa-ket is going taun. So ah....."

"Emm.....since iPad, iPhone vely the fei-mers....

...neh mind, I bai 100 lot Apple stok. Then I bai 200 lot Orange stok. I ting ah, the maa-ket wil go up-up ah. Lou money, lou pobem. I play margin!"

"Oh shoot, mai all 100 lot Apple stok go taun. I know i not suppose play margin....now burn my hand oledi. Ma-mee, Da-dee....solly solly, i nex time ah, wil vely b careful one."

"Yeee....but mai 200 lot Orange stok go up-up woh...... hahahaha...... yes, yes yes, i can pai mai own milk pauder oledi! hahahaha.......hahahaha......hahahaha......."

"Wua hahahaha.....not onlee i ken pai mai own milk pauder, i oso ken pai a kar! Woo hoo.... hahahaha!"

To be continued....